Married

Omg someone among us is getting married again.

Do think twice before getting married.Came across this in one of the forums haha. quite true

Before marriage.
Darling here.. darling there...
After marriage. Baling here... baling there..

Before marriage. . I die for you. . .
After marriage. "You die, up to you. "
Lagi lama married. . You die I help you!

Before marriage. . You go anywhere. . I follow you.
After marriage. . . You go anywhere. . up to you.
Lagi lama married. . . You go anywhere better get lost!!

Before wedding you are my heart, you are my love"
After wedding "you get on my nerves. "

Before wedding "you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella"
After wedding "you are worse than godzila"

Before wedding Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I'm stuck with you
After wedding Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on my head, I will sue you

Before wedding Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La
After wedding You want to go, he says you wait-la

Before wedding She looks like Anita Sarawak ( donkey years ago! )
After wedding Don't know whether katak or biawak

Before wedding Weekends at Cameron, Genting and Fraser's Hill
After wedding Furthest you go is Maxwell Hill

Before wedding He opens the car door
After wedding He opens his mouth and snores

Before wedding She / he was your ideal
After wedding She / he becomes your ordeal

hehe...future hubbies...be careful...and future wives...be aware.......................!!