Friday, April 27, 2007

Golden KEY!

I feel that it is morally right that i should celebrate my actual birthday with my parents since they brought me up for 21 years. They agreed to celebrate by bringing me out for dinner but kept me in suspense until the day before. I was hoping it was not another Swensen or Jack's Place kinda place until they told me they made a reservation at Hard Rock Cafe. Oh no u all must be thinking i would be whining but HRC is really a good idea. I have not been there before. Even if they treat me to a coffee shop i would still be please because they never actually try to celebrate a birthday with me except for twice.

Ok we reached at around 630pm both of them gave me a present EACH! OMG. They seldom or never do this. Sometimes only 1 of them put money in a red packet and give it to me.

My dad ordered this starter call er.. i think it is call the chilli crab dip with chinese buns or something.



and den this is my Salmon Pasta,



i seriously think this one sucks because i only ate halfway. So cheesy(DAO~~~) i eat until want to vomit. The only food i finish is the salmon.

ok enuff of those food, this is me and my brother,



Ok den the ice cream comes for the birthday boy, i took it with both my parents:



My brother should not even have the thoughts to try the ice cream because i ate all =]~~
And then comes the cake. Those pictures of the cake are hiding in my brother's hp and they can't be uploaded -_- The most impt thing like suay suay cannot upload.

Ok im lazy to upload all. Last picture me and my mom,



Look alike bo?

Anyway i felt damn happy tonight la. The feeling is so different celebrating with your family members. I love my parents.. (cb emo liao)
Oh ya i got my graduation letter already. It is on the 12th of June. It contains an excuse letter from Mindef which i dun need it because im enlisting on July 27th. Cherish everyone u have in front of you.

Thursday, April 26, 2007

Make urself happy? song?

There are many kinds of people in this world. But i dun quite understand why some ppl like to make themselves happy by boasting their wealth. If you are not that rich, just admit? if you are really rich, just keep it to yourself. Why bother telling someone that you flew to Japan or Australia when u didn't. Its so obvious when we saw you two days ago and you said u just came back from Japan for a 3 days trip. Even if you want to speak with exaggeration, dun do it so often la.. Failing a module in school is nothing to be proud of, but we understand that there are people trying to pass a particular modules for 2 years. Among us, we had dropouts too. So its ok if u repeat. Do not claimed that u graduated because we are not 3 years old..

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

6 Funny Life Lessons

I came across this website and found the contents quite informative and funny lol

http://www.carlpei.com/funny-life-lessons/

Lesson 1: Naked Wife

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.” After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.

After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,…

“Who was that?” “It was Bob the next door neighbor,” she replies. “Great!” the husband says, “Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?”
Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.


Lesson 2

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, “I’ll give each of you just one wish” “Me first! Me first!” says the admin. clerk. “I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.” Poof! She’s gone. “Me next! Me next!” says the sales rep. “I want to be in Hawaii,relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.” Poof! He’s gone. “OK, you’re up,” the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, “I want those two back in the office after lunch.”
Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.


Lesson 3

A priest offered a lift to a Nun. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said,”Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest removed his hand. But,changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest apologized “Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.” Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, “Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.”
Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.


Lesson 4

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A rabbit asked him,”Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?” The crow answered: “Sure, why not.” So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested.

A fox jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very high up.


Lesson 5: Power of Charisma

A turkey was chatting with a bull “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, but I haven’t got the energy.” “Well, why don’t you nibble on my droppings?” replied the bull. “They’re packed with nutrients.” The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
Moral of the story: Bullsh|t might get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.


Lesson 6

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Moral of the story:
1. Not everyone who sh|ts on you is your enemy
2. Not everyone who gets you out of sh|t is your friend
3. And when you’re in deep sh|t, it’s best to keep your mouth shut!

Richmen.com

I found something familiar in the net when i saw this



17, 2007
Tycoon splashes out $3m on sports car


By Senior Correspondent, Christopher Tan

A SINGAPORE businessman may have set a record by paying $3 million for a new sports car.

The tycoon, who made his millions in electronics and is now an investor in various local and foreign ventures, bought himself a Pagani Zonda F, a 602-horsepower Italian supercar capable of hitting 100kmh in 3.6 seconds.

Said to be the same person who recently paid more than $4,000 per sq ft (psf) for an Orchard Road apartment, he took delivery of the 345kmh top speed two-seater just two weeks ago and is still going gaga over it.

Insisting on anonymity, he gushed: 'It's a work of art. Just look at how fine the finishing is. I'm told women do the intricate bodywork because men's hands are too rough.'

Powered by a 7.3-litre V12 Mercedes-Benz AMG engine and adorned in Gucci upholstery, the car is the second Zonda to be put on the road here. It attracts an annual road tax of about $11,600 and an insurance premium of around $60,000.

The F-series is rare even by Zonda standards. Only one other is said to exist in Asia - bought by Hong Kong actor-singer Aaron Kwok last year.

The car is the latest 'toy' for the 50-something businessman who is married with children. His stable includes Ferraris, Porsches, a Rolls-Royce and a limited edition Enzo Ferrari.

The Zonda F has an open-market value (OMV, or roughly its cost price) of about $485,000. After taxes, it is probably nearly $1.2 million. The rest that adds up to the hefty price tag can be assumed to be the profit for its agent, Automobil Manufactur. The firm would not show the sale invoice.

The most expensive car ever registered in Singapore was a Jaguar XJ220, in 1992. A member of the Malaysian royalty paid $3.2 million for it.

But back then, the main car tax and excise duty were 150 per cent and 41 per cent respectively of its OMV, and the certificate of entitlement (COE) was about $25,000. Today, they are 110 per cent and 20 per cent respectively and the COE is about $14,000.

The XJ220's OMV was about $900,000.

christan@sph.com.sg

If im not wrong, we did drove past his home when we were on our way to Botanical Garden for Evelyn's birthday. There is a fountain in front of his home too omg. They said it belongs to Tommy Goh formerly from JIT holdings. Damn rich~~

Saturday, April 14, 2007

fuck sleep!

I duno what is happening to my body. Everytime i try to sleep, i can't. When i want to stay awake, i fell deep into dreams. It seems like the sleep in the night is an afternoon nap for me, i can't sleep all the way till morning. When lunch time comes, i felt DAMN tired and when i woke up after 2 hours i felt DAMN tired again -_-
HOW? someone please give me a sleeping pill. ARRRGGHH

普通朋友

WOOO My idol's song! but my falsetto kinda sucks. I wonder how DT did this =)

Friday, April 06, 2007

Underage ? bo liao~~

I thot i would not have any programs on Thursday until Ruiwen told me to go Underage Party with him. I hesitated but thot, since i had not attended any party of these kind, why not join him and see how those underage kids dance lol!

We reached Esplanade at around 10pm and saw alot of Lians and Bengs outside gathering and queueing outside DXO. Soon we met Kumar and Winson and their friends who were only 18? no, 17? no, 16yo -_-. We went in alot earlier because Kumar's friend, Amber, knows someone who could sign us in without queueing up.

The place were filled with people smallest size than those of Zouk or Mos. Of cause, there are people who seems to be of same age, same height as me. Whenever i light up a cig, the bouncer would come over and ask to see my band, which indicates im 18 and above. Rw was once asked to go out of the club by a CID. I think he looks too peihoon that's y. The problem was that the guy didn't even show up his ID or warrant card when he pulled RW out of the club(he did show when he's outside). Must be thinking Underage Party is some bo liao event, but the people there are more high than normal. Maybe younger people have more energy and they tends to be more open.



The temperature seems normal in the club. But when u enter the dance floor, i bet u can't even stay there for a full 60mins. It was just too hot. Unlike MOS, you could stay in the dancefloor for the whole night.

Anyway the club ends at 4 and we went our seperate ways. We met Val and Mw at 848 to grab a bite before heading home at 7AM. =)

Thursday, April 05, 2007

KIDS HAVING SEX IN CLASSROOM?

I was surfing thru forums and saw this 0_0

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/04/03/school.sex.ap/index.html

Damn power loL

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Memories?

Although i sang this song awhile ago, i would like to post this song 安静 in my blog.
This is a song which my longest gf dedicated to US. She always said "Play our song leh" when i shared one earpiece of my mp3 with her or turn on my computer. Actually, I was feeling emo (a little bit only) when i sang it although there isn't any emotion in the song =x. Anyway, just some memories to be remembered =)

sigh...

Sorry im not your bf or "very close friend" Stop asking me to care about you or what shit. Grow up and get a life!